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itsanexperimentjohn:

theliteralmagpie:

aruf0nsu:

okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”

You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.

"Are you serious right now, Dad?"

"No, I’m not serious. I’m Dad. He’s Sirius."

(Source: rocketlynx)

kingloptr:

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

holy fuck

pleatedjeans:

You should follow @pleatedjeans

snatchedweaves:

jumalatar:

this is important

Tbh not tru when u suckin real dick

(Source: logotv)

(Source: sassiestnugget)

I wanna buy prime again just so I can rewatch Daria

bazookakitty:

fuckyeahtattoos:

My epic new Daria tattoo!!
Done by Jay Joree at Last Angels Tattoo in Dallas, TX

rubbertoebehe needs this tattoo

File under things I need

bazookakitty:

fuckyeahtattoos:

My epic new Daria tattoo!!

Done by Jay Joree at Last Angels Tattoo in Dallas, TX

rubbertoebehe needs this tattoo

File under things I need

Cheetoes, bacon, sweets and rum were my dinner tonight. Kill me I’m not real

Well I just shit all over my final exam (so many churches! ) but praise Jesus I’m done with summer classes!