The Institution

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

yeezytaughtme:

there are legitimate members of society that believe that you have to be smart to understand the jokes in the big bang theory 

*shit talks Madonna’s post 2000 music career*

*beginning sampling all albums released within the last decade*

iguanamouth:

mausspace:

the-underground-hufflepuff:

Women are so pissed about being objectified and then they objectify themselves by getting abortion which is literally saying “my body is just a thing I use for sex, not the actual divine purpose it was created for”

what on earth

I sort of want to do a random “hey I bought a bunch of shit in the last few days” haul video, but that’s silly and would be a waste of time.

So that settles it, I’ll make one.

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

sufjammin:

live fast die young give 0 hecks